The 1st one alone would make me vote for him!

 
 COSBY HAS DONE IT AGAIN
BACK TO CASH AND CARRY WOULD HELP ALSO!  

Bill Cosby has a great way of  "distilling"  things.
 Looks like he's done it again!  
 
AMERICA  NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR  PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..   
HERE IS MY  PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press  1 for
English'  is immediately BANNED!!!.
    English  is  the official  language;  
speak it or wait outside of our borders until  you can.
(2). We will immediately go into
a two year isolationist  attitude 
in order to straighten out
the greedy big business
posture in  this country.
America will allow NO imports, 
and we'll do  no exports.    
We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's
policy,  'If  we  ain't got it, 
you don't need it.' We'll
make it here and sell it here!
 (3). When imports are allowed,
there will be a 100% import tax 
on it coming in here.
 
(4). All retired military personnel
will be required to man one 
of the many observation
towers located on the
southern border  of the
United States  (six month tour).
They will be under  strict
orders not  to fire on 
SOUTHBOUND  aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately
return to its original state.  
If  you didn't put nuttin in,
you AIN'T gettin nuttin out.  
Neither the President nor any other politician will be  able to touch it.
 (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays,
at the  end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a  urinalysis
test for drugs, and passing grades. 
 (7). Professional Athletes --
Steroids?  The FIRST time 
you check positive you're
banned from sports ... for life.
 
(8). Crime -- We will adopt
the Turkish method,  i.e.,  
the  first  time you steal, 
you  lose your right hand. 
There is no more 'life
sentences'.   If convicted
of murder, you will be
put to death by the 
same method you chose
for the victim you killed:
gun, knife,  strangulation,  etc.

 (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the  world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be  the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
 
 (10).  All foreign aid, using American
taxpayer money,  will immediately
cease and the saved money
will help to pay off  the
national debt and, ultimately,
lower taxes. 
When  disasters occur around
the world, we'll ask The American
People  if they want to donate
to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can  make the decision
as to whether, or not, it's a
worthy cause. 
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance  will 
be said   EVERY  day at  school
and  every   day  in  CONGRESS.
(12). The National Anthem  will  be played at  all appropriate
ceremonies,  sporting events, outings, etc.
 My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .....  nevertheless....
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
Sincerely,  Bill Cosby    
Please forward this to
a friend, no matter which side of the  fence
they're on.